Now then......If you're comfortable, i'll begin.... Ahem....

Recently and not so long ago I only just moved from bumblefuk to pompey to train to be a counseller.
I would say i'm a pretty decent, down to earth, disease free guy, into the regular 20 something social banter, clubbin, datin, music (i play the guitar, drums and i'm rather handy with a set of turntables, dontchya know?)
I enjoy boxing (when i don't get my nose broken) and i've got a fascination with the far east- I read alot about buddhism n taoism n i like oriental cinema and all types of foreign films. I write screen-plays as another hobby, random comedies in the tradition of Old School and Anchorman. I have a very random and unpredictable SOH!! (no shit, Dizz, u think?)
I like to take care of myself and look good and trendy, smell nice etc-i'm partial to a splash of hugo boss and a crisp, understated moschino shirt-  basically i'm gay in everything except my sexuality.
I especially like girls who respect themselves and are interesting ie travelled, an interesting job or background etc. Also ones that can do the splitz.
I am unbelievably sexy. So unbelievably i had to hypnotise my last gf to get her into bed. Not really, i'm a fuckin animalistic kong-boy in the sack.... *cough* No, no idea really,  God asked me in wake of my conception, 'Dizz, what would you prefer? An incredibly long memory or a miraculously long dick? I forget which one i went for...
I am empathic and i'm good to talk to. I try not to be too judgemental and my spiritual ambitions are learning to love and acquiring self knowledge. I'm a bit of an enigma because i believe in compassion, but at the same time i believe in principle justification, especially with social and political issues. I am well educated (i am a trained journalist and have qualifications in Social Work and Media along side Managerial experience in Commerce) and I'm ambitious in both business and experience. I always say 'Argue for your limitations and they are yours' :)

NOW HAVE A GIGGLE ON ME!

Ok, here is DizziC's 5 tips for women looking to meet men from the net.

If the guy claims to be a model, what he is actually saying is 'may i shave my balls and stick a spatchelor up my anus on cam for you'  Please see sexy-dude, he has a pic of Guy Pierce, he's bi and he is locus classicus

If a man describes himself as bubbly, this means that he is fat, unattractive and possibly a closet homosexual.

If a man says he is a pet lover when not already stated on his profile, this means that he probably has fleas. In extreme circumstances, bestiality is also a danger and i hear that poodles, pigs and budgies are the popular targets. Beware of polyester cardigans and 75% of Wiltshire.

If a man claims to be a wealthy person by means of the medical industry or in HRM justice system, this means he is criminally insane and should be ignored or advised to fall down some stairs head first into a big nutty turd

If a man says on his profile that he would rather not say if he does drugs this means that he is a long term scag head who shops at the recycling bins outside ASDA and is impervious to any erective stimulation except money

I'm mainl y looking for friends here and i'v already met some dead cool peeps.  I have a webcam so you know i am who i say i am, not some 8"2 mongolian nutter with a blood lust in his pink frilled panties, i'm 'quite' normal lol. If we ever actually meet, i'll even leave my axe at home, you have my word. My imaginary friend Pedro can vouch for me but if you want references then u might have to go without a signiature, everyone i have ever met lost both their thumbs and only Pedro knows why.  And don't even think about contacting me if you are racist or french. Thanks.   

IF YOU DISLIKE MY SOH OR ATTITUDE, MOVE ON, IF U HAVE A PROBLEM, I WILL END IT FOR YOU......

And yes, i AM a poser, i just got my cam and i get carried away. Don't ask me what i was thinking in that last pic, i just think it looks cool. If u wanna see my Zoolander or James Bond impressions then ur welcome, but i might have to kill you afterwards. Nothing personal. I just like to kill. Talk to Porkin too much, the nutter.

Now that you are truly confused, at least try and remember the bottom line.
I am a respectful person and i treat others the same as i would like to be treated. Since i am a massochist you should be very careful before you contact me. Ok, i'm kidding, just can't help it. I do have a serious side, but i also have fortunate experiences in my past that enlightens me every day as to what is important and what is petty.....

If you can understand that then you can understand me and if you can understand me then you could have a friend for life.